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The most misdiagnosed disorder there is probably. It is so misdiagnosed that certain kids have to put up with the accusation of having it for a long time. While ADHD (hyperactive) has been diagnosed, acknowledged, and recognized in the brain of patients ADD is something that is seen as a lower form of that especially by the general public. The truth is there's no such thing. If you don't have ADHD then you don't have ADD. People come to quick conclusions to accuse kids of having it when they're really just lazy or so sheltered and protected that they'd rather have fun then work hard. Since it makes big $ companies don't care. The weirdest thing claimed about the disorder is that video games are made for people with ADD. How can some1 concentrate on the video game if they had ADD (if it existed)? The medicines used to treat ADHD or the supposed ADD are believed to stunt growth as well.
Sister: You're distracted easily. You're looking at the dog again. I think you have ADD.
Me: NO! I don't! I'm just lazy! OK! I admit it! Happy?! The dog is bothering me again. That's all. How could I spend hours playing and paying attention to a video game if I had ADD! How could I pay attention to a lecture or read a book? How can I still be talking to you and paying attention to what you say?!
Sister: Well you admit you have something right?
Me: Yeah... (whispers) maybe. But ADD doesn't exist. ADHD does but not ADD.
Sister: You're being overprotective. Maybe you just don't want to admit it.
Me: No I just get annoyed about being accused of having ADD all the time.
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Verb - Derived from Attention Deficit Disorder. To ADD someone is to completely forget about them; to forget about.
Ted ADDed me for dinner.
Ted ADDed class this morning.
My roommate, Ted, ADDed college.
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A really annoying disease (otherwise known as attention deficit disorder) that causes retards to not get in trouble. When they "get in trouble" all that happens is they get a slap on the wrist. People with ADD are very annoying and hyper. It seems that they need attention so they try and be funny but they fail... Yet immature people laugh at their jokes. When they actually create a joke that is "funny", they overuse it. for 5 years. They also steal jokes from people which can be quite annoying.
Some people actually really hate people who have ADD (or people who are just really hyper). This causes them to try and beat the crap out of the "ADDers".
ADD: PENIS!! WILLY WHACKER!! AWW SHIZZY!!
Immature people: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA *claps hands*
Normal Person : Stfu. You're not funny. Get out.
ADD: NO!! YOU GET OUT!! HAHAHAHAHA OWNED!
Normal Person : ADDer, if I had not started using that phrase "owned" you would not have started using it. You don't even know what "owned" means.
ADD: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID CUNT FACE VAGINA LICKER TITTIES PENIS COCK DICK SHIT HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: That's it!!! ADD, go sit in the corner!
Normal person : WHAT THE HELL!?! HE JUST STARTED CUSSING AND YOU TELL HIM TO SIT IN THE CORNER?!? THAT'S BULL!
Teacher: Did you just say hell?? YOU SIR, ARE HEREBY EXPELLED!!
ADD: Why is life so hard?? I hope that life treats me better and with respect unlike the teacher who makes me sit in the corner... HUMPH!! *starts crying*
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Attention Deficit Dater:
noun: a condition in which someone has a very short attention span and bores easily when it comes to dating, and moves on to the next person after only a few dates. They repeat this pattern, quickly moving on to dating someone else, and yet again, becoming bored.
Guy: "I'm not sure what happened to Sandra. We went out for three dates, and everything was great, and I haven't heard from her. I saw her last night with Jim."
Girl:"Don't sweat it. The girl's got ADD."
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Do it you fucking pussy
You won’t because you’re too scared
It’s right there just click it
You fucked bitch do it already
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Antifunctional ( one word) Dick Disorder
Dude, when u start to lose, don't go for the nuts. He has ADD.
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Attention Deficit Disorder, most frequently diagnosed in kids. It's something that can easily be "self diagnosed" in a pseudo science way, but it is something that everyone on the internet seems to have an opinion on, whether they are a doctor or not.
Asshole 1:"ADD is just a sorry excuse for people to be lazy! Believe me, I know!"
Asshole 2:"ADD is a real thing, a doctor can diagnose you for it! I know a guy!"
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