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it's what Jamie Foxx blames "IT" on
Blame it on the 'trone got you in the zone
Blame it on the goose got you feelin loose
Blame it on the henney
Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the al al al al alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)
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Someone who is a real jerk when they get drunk.
Jeff: Hey John, you wanna come out to the bar tonight with me and Eddie?
John: No thanks Jeff. To tell you the truth, I think Eddie's a total alcohole. I just don't have the energy to put up with him right now.
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The intoxicating substance found in beer and liquor; known to cause rambling, dizziness, delirium, euphoria, vomitting, unconsciousness, and death (usually in that order); often used in seduction
I was so drunk I didn't remember any of it, but she seemed happy the next morning.
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Mood altering drug usually obtained from fermentation of carbohydates by yeast. Users come into three main categories:
1. Responsible and limited. the wine you get at meals or social events where everyone has aliitle and it helps to relax.
2. Responisble and unlimited. Drink usually round someones house, usually by mettlers or greebos where evryone gets complately drunk and wakes up the next day with splitting headache drpaed over a chair with no damage to the surroundings.
3. Irresponsible and unlimited. usually pikeys or townies, get completely drunk, take a car or some other forma of vandalism occurs and then wake up next morning covered in puke and/or blood in a cell.
See the difference?
did u see the bus stop? some mindless cunts got drunk and wrecked so people cant use it. stupid townies.
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God's gift/destruction to mankind.
Thank God for alcohol!
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A great beverage, and a great song written from the point of view of BEER!
"I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size.
Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol" --Brad Paisley, my hero.
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1. A title earned, not given.
2. A person who never has a bad time at any bar
1. Beer in the morning, beer in the evening, beer at supper time! When beer is in a bottle, you can drink beer anytime!!!
2.
Club head guido: That music sucked at that bar last night! There wasn't anything I could even pump my fist to! Im never going back!
Alcoholic: The beer on tap was ice cold and fresh, Im going back tomorrow! PENNY BEERS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
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