Alfie is a clapped little boy who will sit in the shower n never pull a girl in his life. He think hes a full in roadman but in fact heβs a big fat pussy, who will do anything in the world for attention. He has no friends bc no on one actually likes him n people just pretend :)
9π 16π
Alfie is a hench boy with a large dick. But he doesn't exept eye contact till marriage as he is a good Christian Boy. He can play fortnite with one hand and loose but he doesn't care as he is a maverick #logang4life
Female: Woah, is that Alfie in Church
Female 2: Yes, I can tell from his massive bulge and Fortnite shirt
4π 8π
the most beautiful and talented person you have ever met. though she'll deny it, she knows she's frigging amazing.
she spends her time on twitter retweeting feminist jokes and fighting about gender roles, because no matter what alfie believes everyone should be treated equal.
fren #1: see alfie over there?
fren #2: oh hell yeah, alfie's the prettiest girl in the room.
4π 7π
Alfie is the only correct way to spell the name. If your name is Roisin and you spell it alphie, you are incorrect. Obviously. This is on the Internet so fact.
2π 3π
Idiot that leads you on. Will often say he loves you when he doesn't. A manwhore. Alfie sleeps with every one, wheather you are fuck ugly or not, Alfie doesn't care, he just wants pussy. Is charming and kind untill he breaks your heart.
Dude, is that Alfie's new girl?
Yeah, man, I feel sorry for her.
Yeah, what a user and dick.
23π 60π
Being a big bitch that supports a crappie football team
5π 7π