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"Ye" is NOT Kanye; instead, it means Grandpa, or "Lao Ye," and often refers to someone from the upper class who has nothing to worry about in their life. Beijing is the capital of China, where most riches live. Thus, the term means something like "Rich Mf from Beijing." The term is made famous by a video clip in which an old grandpa-looking dude talks about how he lives free of worry in a hilarious way.
A: Man, look, I have to pay my fucking mortgage; that's why I'm busting my ass off on the street selling weed and got caught yo!
B: Dude, you're pathetic; I never have to worry 'bout non of that. My dad gave me a Bugatti for my kindergarten graduation.
Andrew Tate: Your dad is a TOP G.
B: For real, for real. I'm a fucking Beijing Ye, I don't do any Jiba(fucking in Chinese) work, I AM MY OWN FUCKING BOSS, yall losers.
A then pulls out his Glock......
B: Daddy chill
A term referring to cheap Chinsese made turbo chargers that are usually purchased from ebay.com or other e-commerce platforms and have names similar to real aftermarket performance brands. Also a synonym for "ying yang spinny thang".
Person 1: Did you see that Ben put a $100 turbo on his Civic?
Person 2: Yeah, I wonder what number will he get on the dyno with the Beijing booster.
When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.
Dude, Michelle gave me a Beijing Surprise last night, it was like fireworks on my dick.
A smokin’ deal that sounds too good to be true.
Originated from the fact that businesses can produce products in China for prices that just can’t be beat.
“Only 250 for a human liver? You must have dropped your prices cuz that’s a Beijing Bargain!”
to shit into ones mouth while they are sleeping
Ted: i woke up with poop in my mouth this morning
Bill: oh yeah, walter gave you a beijing cocktail while you were sleeping
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The Beijing Babymaker is the ancient and closely guarded secret behind the exploding Chinese population.
It entails ejaculating into a water pistol (or other suitable delivery device) over the period of several months, then hosting an orgy in which you impregnate at least ten women with the gun.
Did you hear about Chau's party last night? I heard he whipped out the Beijing Babymaker.
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Mostly full of rich, Chinese kids but there's always one token white kid. Famous for good academics and hella good debaters. However their students boring and never leave the house.
Notable things
1. Good music department.
2. At least 10 safeguarding sessions each term, focuses more on reducing sexual assault cases for the sake of their reputation instead of the wellbeing of their students :/
3. Bubble tea sales ripping off desperate, little year 8s.
4. Epic humanities department.
5. One sexual assault case per year.
6. Lacks transparency because their reputation is too important to them... boo hoo.
7. No lanyard, no entry.
"Hey man, you go to Dulwich college beijing?
"Yea! I just got out of our weekly safeguarding PSHLE lesson!"
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