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the most spectacular place if you like fast internet and great burgers.
burger king is superior in everyday
eat there
oh and it's great cause I haven't seen a single karen there
Customer: *brings in a monitor, gaming tower, mouse, and keyboard*
Employee: Hey, why are you bringing in your gaming equipment?!
Customer: sorry but this place has better wifi than the wifi at my house
Employee: oh, fair point. this is burger king after all.
American fast food chain that prides themselves on their flame-grilled hamburgers. Often criticized for the quality of their food, they're still usually considered a notch above establishments like McDonald's, but not as good as Carl's Jr./Hardee's or Steak n' Shake.
Gonna go to Burger King and get me a Whopperito!
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Take a massive shit on your girl’s stomach and have her mold it into something that looks like a beef patty. While she’s doing that, stand above her and recite any famous quote from a king.
Friend 1: I was burger kinging Tonya last night...that girl is a freak!
Friend 2: Nice...what did you say to her while you were burger kinging her?
Friend 1: I said “I send you a kaffis of mustard seed, that you may taste and acknowledge the bitterness of my victory.” It's a quote from Alexander the Great.
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A slang term for the Home of the Whopper.
"Yo mane, I'm going to Burger King, what chu need, what chu need."
"You mean the Home of the Whopper?"
"My bad, mane."
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A shitty, greedy fast food franchise owned by fat managers who sit on their lap behind their desks all day watching the money flow into their fat bank accounts while illegally cutting down rainforest in developing countries just to be able to produce beef.
After they lowered the company taxes here, EVERY single fast food franchise lowered their prices, except Burger King. 100% legitimate sign of greed and unwillingness to satisfy customers.
The service is also shitty, a few weeks ago i went there and ordered a Crispy Chicken meal, i clearly stated that i wanted NO sauce, salad or anything, just the plain burger, and of course the idiots got my order wrong. I kindly went back and asked if they could replace it, but their answer?
- Sorry, we can't replace your burger, there are other customers waiting and we can't spend so much, sorry.
Seriously, WTF? I eventually threatened to file a suit against the restaurant for not giving me something i paid for, firstly then she replaced it and gave me some of the money back too. I guess she wasn't that bad afterall, i can imagine that the managers brainwashed them into just being quick and don't give shit about what the customer wants.
So my advice is to stay away from Burger King, there's so much better food to spend your money on, if you're going to eat fast food atleast go to a proper place like McDonald's, friendly service and for once the staff is willing to treat their customers nice, also the prices are cheaper etc.
Burger King has been caught several times with destroying villager's homes in tropical zones and burning and chopping down the rainforests there just to put their own interests in agriculture etc, this poses a serious threat to the environment and the local habitation.
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They suck. Their food is decent. You only get one pack of sauce, and you have to pay money for every pack after that.
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A minimum waged hell hole that evolves around a huge-ass sandwhich with lots of calories. Typically more dirty than a McDonald's and also hires more arrogant ass-holes than any other fast food joint.
Would you like cheese on that Burger King Whopper?
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