cabbage

A slightly dazed and confused guy from Canada.Survives mostly on pizza and rice.Wears a tinfoil hat and falls asleep at strange intervals.

"Man you are the cabbage!"

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Cabbage

A vegetable about as large and intelligent as a man's head.

Look at the cabbage on that guy.

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cabbage

1. A term used to describe the action of turning someone's belongings inside out - usually a bag or pencil case for example.
It is then common for the items to be put back after it has been turned inside out.

1. Someone cabbaged my pencil case and put all the pens and pencils back inside.. Now I'm going to have to put it right =

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Cabbage

A Stupid Person.
Someone Who Does Not Understand What Is Going On.
A Person Takes Ages To Catch On.

'Oh My God, Lily! Your Such A Cabbage!'

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cabbage

repulsive, disgusting, or absolutely vile. It is not advised to use this word casually as it usually causes an extreme reaction for any listeners... like vomitting

jane: your boy friend proposed to you over a text while he was with your best friend? that's pretty cabbage...

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Cabbager

The Korean equivalent to a "Ricer". Defined by modifying an import car (In this case one from Korea) with often distasteful and mostly useless modifications. Some if these modifications include large wings/spoilers, "aerodynamic upgrades" held on by automotive tape, fake hood scoops, and other non-functional accessories often purchased at Auto-zone or on Amazon/Wish.

Person One: "Hey man did you see (Person Three)'s new modded Hyundai Elantra?"

Person two: "You mean that piece of shit with the stupid wing that provides no downforce because it's FWD, yeah. Man's a total cabbager."

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cabbage

Implausibly large sprout. Quite scary.

That cabbage is looking at me, please make it stop.

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