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Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Britney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the word Discipline and hard-work mean.
Little Girl: Like OMG Stacy, my Mom bought me the coolest cell phone
Stacy: OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.
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"UGH, I'M AT OUT OF MINUTES ON MY CELL! I'LL HAVE TO MY HOUSE PHOOOONE!"
Then stop using you're god damned cell phone so effin' much.
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A portable phone designed for communicating wirelessly through the use of towers called "cells" hence the name "cell phone". Originally very expensive to buy and call on and fairly bulky, are now in some cases free and very small. As they've gotten smaller, more features have been incorperated like silent mode (vibrate or no ring) and other features like MP3 capability, ring tone, camera, color screen and some more features found in more advanced cell phones called "smartphones" with PDA like functions. Can also be used as "pleasure device" for women too cheap to purchase a vibrator...
"Dude I got this sick camera phone the other day!" -Other Dude "Dude your a cheapass for getting only a cameraphone! I got a smartphone a week ago and it's got 18231371 more features than yours does!
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"Omg becky like the other day like my BF like dumped me so I had to like use my phone I mean you know like what I mean? Like I turned on the vibrate function and like OMG it felt like sooo good."
-becky "Like totally girl friend! I do that like every weekend like thats why like I mean like I don't have like a boyfriend ya know?"
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A portable wireless phone capable of texting, internet access, and calling that current generations are extremely dependent on
Bobby took my cell phone and now I don't know what time it is!
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An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.
Jim: My new Iphone is a piece of shit.
Bob: Oh yeah my cell phone is a piece of shit to.
A portable, handheld mobile device called a celluar phone - although it is rarely used as an actual phone to make/receive calls
Common uses: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your doorkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for the dutch treat Pizza, ordering Domino's delivery, summoning an Uber ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay, wish, etc....
Guy: "do you know what time it is?"
Girl: "check your cell phone, yo"
Betty: "where is your girlfriend tonight?"
Bill: "I don't know, let me check my GPS tracker on my cell phone."
Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your cell phone?"
Girl 2: "no, haha. It's a selfie."
(Girl 3 quickly photo bombs)
I don't believe in cell phones, becaues the devil made them. They kill people and rape their souls, then when they are done they throw you into a firey pedagogue.
Cell phones are the devils toys and joy.
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