A comma that gives the sense that a proper noun used as an intensifier will follow, but acts as an apostrophe because the intensifier is omitted.
You, John Doe, should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.
You, (apostrophal comma) should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.
A crew of ballers. A group of very wealthy people. They make a lot of money and aren't afraid to make it rain. Spend a check and get it right back.
Hey I saw that group of guys popping bottles in vip last night. They were throwing money around like it was nothing. Must be nice to be a comma crew.
Saying it sounds like "Suck on mah".
Bob: Say, Sir comma Balls.
Larry: Suck on mah balls.
An apostrophe
I just hired a new employee. Her name is bre’untia ( Bre (Comma to the sky) untia
A comma that, while grammatically correct, seems suspiciously placed.
Cindy: Fuck you, idiot
Jake: Did you just use a cindy’s comma?
Cindy: oh 🤗
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The feeling of tiredness or sleepiness after eating a meal resulting in either zoning out or falling asleep. This problem can be solved by taking a nap or consuming any content that prevents sleep.
This problem often happens when a person wakes up early in the morning to eat breakfasts and then waits till noon to eat lunch. The effects of food comma can be found fifteen to twenty minutes after such person eats lunch.
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A funny alternative to say quotation marks.
Teacher: What is the " called, children?
Susie: Flying commas!
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