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A town in Arizona that's made up of privileged white kids who think they're black. They're not. Only .2% of the population is African American.
Only in Cave Creek...
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a shithole town where if you're not related to at least 80% of the people, then you've slept with 80% of the people.
notorious for it's bums, drugs, and our latest addition, Subway.
"man, what a dilemma. i want to get laid today, AND see my family. good thing i have to go to MYRTLE CREEK. two birds one stone.
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in a bad situation
You either pass this this course or you'll be swimming up the creek.
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Cops that drive squad cars on creeks to catch stoners.
Me: I'm so stoned i cant even move
Friend: RUN ITS THE COPS ON CREEKS!
Red Creek is a back country redneck school with higher ambitions. Priding itself on its numerous commendations, it has spent its grants on dozens of trivial projects such as a new track and new bleachers but has yet to fix the air conditioning/heating. The athletics program in red creek is also a joke. Still holding onto the legends of the past, the soccer coaches choose to overlook the weak athletics compared to nearby schools such as clyde-savannah, preferring to look back on the glory days, several of which are still hanging on the wall, despite being older than your dad. None of the other sports even matter despite average performance. The surrounding area is mostly retired people and meth-heads. The student body is made up of the Juul kids, the depressed meme dealers, and popular kids who used to be relevant back in middle school but you know are having a mid life crisis at the age of 17. The middle school is not even worth mentioning as it is just a wasteland of sexually transmitted diseases and the scent of hormones.
"Bro this was worse than back when I went to Red Creek"
A skanky girl that wears cut off Jean shorts, or likes to walk around barefoot or in flip flops.
I went into Walmart and all I could see was Creek Whores.
a stream in Delaware commonly mispronounced as "cum creek"
mom! look! cum creek!
mom: what did you say?
dad: son, ill have to kick your ass for that.
son: sorry i meant crum creek.