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A man to whom one is related by virtue of having had a slice of the same pie. Bird's Second Law of Custardation states that six degrees of custard kinship would unite virtually the whole mammalian population of Earth. Most of them by way of a certain bitch-whore I used to work with.
Justin Timberlake, Kevin Federline, that Brummagem Paki, the Dave Clark Five, the fourth 'Lassie' and half the population of Detroit are custard cousins.
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The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.
Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.
Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.
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a bus that retards go to school in
usualy custard colour
look dave ther goes the custard bus
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Placing a risky trade on the stock market
Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.
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Something that is too awesome for words.
Holy shit, you slept for eighteen hours straight? That is such a custard bath!
Hey, Katy, your kitten is such a custard bath.
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Cum, Jizz, Semen and Sperm Mixture. Probably one of the most vile ways to describe it too.
Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!
Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.
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When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.
I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.