desk staging

The practice of covering your desk with papers, completed work, and other important-looking papers to give the appearance that you are really busy when really you're surfing the net, watching YouTube vids and doing other non-work things.

"My realtor taught me this trick of staging my house for sale so I tried it at work, I started desk staging so it looked like I was too busy to take on another task and voila, my boss bought it!"

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desk fucking

When you drill a hole in a desk and fuck the hole and then cum into a pencil box

There was a kid desk fucking at school.. I never saw him again after that.

fly a desk

Of someone who is in the Air Force, (a flying organization) to be assigned to office duty. Mainly said by people who have been previously qualified to operate and fly an Aircraft.

“What’s your sole purpose in the Air Force?”

“To Fly a Desk drill sergeant”

desk mojo

the sacred stuff on top of or inside your desk used to entertain you and no one else

Guy 1: hey, this is a cool little thing you-
Guy 2 : No! Stop touching stuff you're messn' up my desk mojo.
Guy 1: Ok bro chill.

Desk Pop

The act of firing your weapon into the air while sitting down at your desk.

*gunshot*
Hoitz: SHOTS FIRED! What the hell are you doing?!
Gamble: I did my first Desk Pop! It's a real thing, right?
Hoitz: A deskpop?!?
Gamble: Yeah!
Hoitz: What are you, a moron?!?!

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Desk Pillow

What you make when you arrange your books and folders on your desk at school or work for optimal comfort when putting your head down to take a nap.

"Dude, I made the most comfortable desk pillow EVER in chemistry last period."

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Engineer desk

The state of having incredible amounts of seemingly unrelated technical items on a desk, out of which only the owner can make sense. Such items usually include circuit boards, drafting diagrams, mechanical devices, power cords, and half-empty cans of soda.

"Christ, I'm so disorganized. I'm suffering from a severe case of engineer desk."

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