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1. When you're stalking a recently-widowed woman that you love unendingly who is still grieving, the very moment she faces you is her April Ethereal. Bonus points if you're the dead husband.
2. Your first ejaculation in the month of April is your April Ethereal.
1. John couldn't get over Victoria's astonished look when he revealed himself to her.
2. Danny had his April Ethereal on the very first day of the month.
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Sort of like the Easter Bunny but he brings unwanted sexual advances instead of candy.
A few summers ago, a friend of mine at work told me a story that supposedly happened at the school he went to. A guy went to the doctor because of pain in his rectum. It was discovered that he had a high level of ether in his bloodstream. Apparently his roomate had been using ether on him to knock him out while he, um, had his way with him. He was paid a visit by the Ether Bunny.
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Kim Taehyung (V) of BTS is wildly popular for his beautiful looks, voice & personality.
Taehyung is an Ethereal Beauty, especially with light hair.
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A person who never fully becomes a regular functioning member of society because they were raised by ether. The ether child can be very successful but never fully "mature" due to the lack of proper role models.
Person 1: "Hey man did you see that guy? He's totally an Ether Child.
Person 2: "Yo bro im lit fam what's good I just banged my boss and got fired but it's whatever cause i'm totally an Ether Child."
Person 3: "Ayeee lmaoo props"
A sexual fetish where someone has an intense attraction to the idea of merging with their partner's energy body.
Man, ethereal corpophilia is wild once you try it. That energy shit is hot!
Originally thought to be an urban legend, ether bunnies are a sub-species of college students who use chloroform or ether to anesthetize and sodomize their roommates or guests while they sleep. Though they are generally a nocturnal species, most ether bunnies will not hesitate to victimize sleeping persons within their dwelling at any time of the day.
Guy 1 : Dude, I think your roommate is an ether bunny.
Guy 2 : Why's that?
Guy 1 : I saw a huge jug of chloroform in his sock drawer
Guy 2: oh shit...
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Usually a non shawol who has a spiritual connection with Kim Jonghyun.
“She refers to herself as an Ethereal Shawol. She isn’t really a Shawol, yet she’s very close to Kim Jonghyun since the moon is always out every night, ready to listen to anyone that wants to speak to him.”
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