scottish fish hook

The act of initiating a fight with a trashtalker by punching them, if it knocks the trashtalker over, then the person curves their finger into a hook shape and sticking it in the trashtalker's anal cavity.

The little shit was talking shit about my momma so I had to scottish fish hook him

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rusty fish hooks

when a male inserts his 2 index fingers into a females anus during the doggystyle position, then removes them and reaches forward and hooks the corners of the mouth and pulls back violently.

i gave that slut the rusty fish hooks last night, when i was slamming her doggystyle

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Equadorian Fish hook

When you are having sex with a woman from behind you stick your finger in her anus and then put the same finger in her mouth and mimic a fish hook in her cheek with it by pulling to the side.

Guy 1: Hey man last night I houdinied my biatch!

Guy 2: Yeah thats awesome but last night I equadorian fish hooked your wife.

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Rusty Fish Hook

When having sex in the doggy style position, you pop your index finger in the brown hole, then pull it out and insert into the receivers mouth. Very similar to the "Fish Hook" which is the same thing without the "rust".

So last night i was with this girl i met at a bar. One thing led to another and we ended up doggy style at her place! I thought hey, Fish Hook!! But the finger is rusty? So i did it anyway. Hence Rusty Fish Hook!!

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Norwegian fish hook

An usually curved penis, served over ice.

Jackson: The old huckelbuck failed me for the last time!
Josh: Huh?
Sir Issac Newton: According to my hypothesis, I'm clinically dead.
Pee-Wee Herman: What a heartless bitch!
Norwegian guy: Does anyone have some ice? I've got a Norwegian fish hook over here...

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Somalian Fish Hook

The Somalian Fish Hook is when a male lies flat on the floor naked flopping up and down like a dying fish whilst the female has her anus in the males face, this act can also be known as the Welsh rarebit or Davy Jones's locker

Oi Jamie I used that Somalian Fish Hook on that Thai bird last night, absolutely cracking

Hillbilly Fish Hook

The act of having sex with a girl doggystyle while having a dip of chew in, then part way through take the dip out with one finger, lean forward and give it to your lady by fish hooking the dip into her mouth.

My brother Alex S. gave me a Hillbilly Fish Hook last night, and it was pretty hot!