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Being a "Jake Forward" involves succumbing to pesty behavior driven by Pedro, a omnipotent deity that controls all actions and takes the appearance of a well sized appendage , once Pedro takes control you become Jake Forward and have no control of your actions, behaviour or morals. Pedro is likely to be amplified with the use of Rosé, he can be a blessing and a curse.
"I went out with my main man Aidan last night, was tricky as he was being a right "Jake Forward" ( AKA Pesty as Pedro had taken control )
" But he is never like that usually "
" Pedro has taken him as well, it's a blessing and a curse"
Handling incoming data communication first and foremost, and distributing it instantly to the hard drive.
Incoming information for a server skips going to the RAM and goes straight to the storage device.
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When one skips the first few minutes of a pornographic video (in most cases, free and online) that set up the plot of the porn. These few minutes are often filled by poor acting and frequently face plot issues such as hesitancy toward incest, sexual ultimatums, school girls offering sexual favors to their teachers, etc. Some pornographic sites have recently begun to do everyone a favor and provide bookmarks in their videos so that one may "fap forward" precisely to the sexual content.
Mike 1: Yo I was hesitant to click on this 50 minute porno on Brazzers last night but it was totally worth it!
Mike 2: Wow you sat through the whole thing?
Mike 1: No I just fap forwarded 38 minutes past the principal convincing the school girl to deep-throat his chode.
To feel good in anticipation of an event that's going to happen in the future.
(on phone) Then it's settled, we'll have drinks this Saturday night. Looking forward to it.
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when a manager on a powerful position in an organisation promotes a product or service internally, which then has a better impact in sense of business.
I tried to sell my things to that company, but they never wanted my products, until a friend of mine did a golden forward, now my things are available all over their retailer stores.
Friends in your contacts on your phone who only send you forwards, and when you really want to text them, they never text you back (Especially right after a forward.)
Robert: Ooh! A new text from Claire! *opens it* All I get from this chick is forwards! I'm not going to "pass it on" and I'm not going to die..
Jill: Looks like you have some forward friends!.
Robert: There's only one friend...
Jill: I know.
The common practice of displaying exceedingly attractive pictures of oneself on facebook or other online community; the pictures are often disproportionately flattering compared to the individual’s looks in real life.
Jeff agrees to meet Debbie after a month of online chatting. He's mostly motivated by her smoking hot online pictures. When they finally meet, she has 3 teeth (2 in her pocket) and an Adam's apple. She had obviously been putting her facebook forward.
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