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dont shower for weeks. build up dick cheese on or around your ball sack. then let it dry out. then have a chick take her teeth in a cheese grater like fashion and grate the cheese off your sack for you. do with it what you want afterwards.
that bitch gave me the wisconsin cheese grater and sprinkled it on her spaghetti.
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When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.
Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.
Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?
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Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.
Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.
Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow
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When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.
Holy crap,this jersey is causing a Cheese Grater Effect on my man-nipples.
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where a women sits (often knickerless) on a mans chest and grinds her pelvis up and down which stimulates his nipples
ryan - i just got an ukrainian cheese grater from your bitch
elliot - dude that was my mum
ryan - she grinded me hard
jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin
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A person with a cheese grater dick is a very specific type of person. As soon as you look at such a man, you will immediately know of their cheese grater dick characteristics. Said person is quite a cuck, and lack much of a care for others.
Person 1: "Go fuck yourself, faggot
Person 2: "Shut the up, you cheese grater dick cuck"
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The act of taking a standard issue cheese grater and inserting it into ones anus and/or vagina, then proceeding to insert and remove it while twisting it left and right
Yo I’m finna give this chick the Iranian Cheese Grater
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