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A harpoon master is someone that always pulls whales...
Heard gareth was out on the town last night and got on some whales he's such a harpoon master
The extreme version of getting pooned.
Verb: Harpooned
Tom: I created MySpace.
Dude: Dude, your a harpoon.
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Jimmy: I was all up in a fight yesterday.
Dude: I bet you got harpooned.
Jimmy: Na, he got harpooned as I broke his eye-socket with my tazer of doom which I acquired from eBay in the western sector. Holla.
When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.
Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...
You lay the fat chick on her back. Then you stand at the foot of the bed and you get your dick heard then fall forward aiming for her pussy then the residual bouncing from her stomach bounces you essentially assisting with fucking.
Man that girl was so big I had to give her the Alaskan Harpoon.
My girl is at the store getting some harpoons, so I asked her to pick up some beer.
A call used in derogatory fashion to make a fat girl's presence known so everyone around can enjoy laughing and staring.
Literally, it means "Fuck that fat chick!"
Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.
It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.
Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.
Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.
Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!