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snatch hatchet

Much like whipped... when someone is ruled by their female counterpart. Meaning he or she does whatever the other (the Snatch Hatchet) pleases in any and all situations for fear of losing said snatch.

She totally laid down the snatch hatchet on him tonight!

by Drinkin_in_TX December 27, 2011

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hatchet wound

The wound formed after being struck by a hatchet.

"My hatchet wound is bleeding like a bitch."

by B.Long January 22, 2004

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hatchet job

1. (n.) A murder performed by a hired killer.

2. (n.) A political assassination.

1. Keith was muscling in on Toby's turf, so he called in a hatchet job on him

2. It's a common hatchet job to fake rumors of a political opponent's affair.

by instantR May 22, 2006

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Hatchet Wound

1. Term used to describe the aftermath of a sexually active girl's vagina. Usually reserved for girls known to be filthy scrags, hooknose skanks, etc where the application of the term "hatchwound" preceded by the word "gaping" is the most accurate description.

2. (Origin) The term hatchet wound was first documented in early colonial America. Settlers moving West often found themselves victims of raids by the Savages aka the Iriquois, Nez Pierce, Alqonquin, etc. The Indians would capture the Settler's wives and daughters then proceed to "tribe - rape" (later to perfected by black people as "gang rape") the women. The women were then allowed to return to their settlements where the aftermath of their sexual punishment resulted in what the Frontier Men described as "gaping hatchet wounds."

"Well the hook-up was going great until I felt that gapping hatchet wound of hers, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway when when I stuck it in. What a scrag!"

"I would of never expected such a hatchet wound on such a cute petite chick man. You just never know these days I guess."

"Oh man! That bitch had a nasty hatchet wound of a pussy resembling elephant ears or something leathery and disheveled. Ewwww."

by DuskTillTwan August 31, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


[hatchet wound]

1. Term used to describe the aftermath of a sexually active girl's vagina. Usually reserved for girls known to be filthy scrags, hooknose skanks, etc where the application of the term "hatchwound" preceded by the word "gaping" is the most accurate description.

2. (Origin) The term hatchet wound was first documented in early colonial America. Settlers moving West often found themselves victims of raids by the Savages aka the Iriquois, Nez Pierce, Alqonquin, etc. The Indians would capture the Settler's wives and daughters then proceed to "tribe - rape" (later to perfected by black people as "gang rape") the women. The women were then allowed to return to their settlements where the aftermath of their sexual punishment resulted in what the Frontier Men described as "gaping hatchet wounds."

-- "Dude i kinda want to hook up with that one sophmore in Kappa Kappa Gamma. You know the one with the platinum blonde hair?"

-- "Yeah shes hot, but i heard she has a gaping hatchet wound."

-- "Well I better put on my war paint."

by TS eliott August 5, 2008

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hatchet rock

A music genre popularized in Brooklyn in the early twenty-teens in which spirited, if not talented, bands celebrate the work of others through hard-charging covers. Good for drinking, fighting and singing along.

Examples: Rolling Stones cover band Mick's Jaguar. Pink Floyd cover band Chink Floyd. Japanese quintet The Hard Nips.

There was a hatchet rock showcase at the Merc last night. I got wasted and sang along to GnR tunes.

by taco222 February 24, 2011

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Hatchet face

A person (usually a woman), who is so ugly that it looks like her face caught on fire and someone put (the fire) out with a hatchet.

"Yo Tommy! Did you see the rack on that broad!?!?"
"Fuck that! She had a hatchet face!!"

by Hatchetface101 August 14, 2011

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