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when you go hiking naked at 2:42 am and you bring three camels and a backwood a midget had to be following you and it only counts if your wearing a fanny pack on a full moon
ay bro that camel hike was wild
Walking up and down a mountain with strange snacks such as cereal and vodka.
I can't wait to go bosnian hiking this summer with all my friends.
hiking with an acoustic guitar or electric with pocket amp for natural acoustics
hey guitar hiking!!!!
A Rusty Hike is when a person inserts their toes into the anus of another person as they defecate, forcing the feces through from between the wiggling toes. Typically the foot is left unwashed and the person whose feet were defecated on will continue to walk around barefoot like this for hours after the act.
"Babe, I'm feeling kinky tonight and feel like trying something new. I vote for Rusty Hike."
Code for having an affair.
In the case of a Republican, more often than not it'll be a same-sex affair.
I hold a high-stress political job and my wife refuses to give head. I guess I'll have to go hiking the Appalachian when the current legislative session is over.
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Code for cheating on your spouse, significant other.
"If anyone needs me, I'll be hiking the Appalachians." -Gov. Mark Sanford
Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.
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The art of bitch hiking is similair to that of hitch hiking, except instead of the goal being free rides, it is free pussy in different states and provinces.
Billy: I wanna hitch hike all over the world with greasy truckers!
Ted: You faggot, Bill! You should bitch hike and get it on with all of the hot soccer moms driving their kids to nationals!
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