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Dan: is she homeschooled?
Haikey: helll yeah she fuckin autistic af have you seen that pussy ass bitch
Dan: LMAOOO
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A smart person, who doesn't have to be locked up in prison for 8 hours learning things that are not needed for their future or career.
Usually introverted, and has only a small circle of friends. These people are generally stereotyped as being Duggars, big families, all well behaved, white, and own 3 houses out in the country to accomodate the family (of course including their grandma), and has to get Whole Foods delivered to their house in a truck because the nearest one is 45 miles away.
But in reality they are just people who are probably better educated than you, have a better chance at getting a well-paying career, and still have time in the day to do all of the fun things you wish you could do, like staying in bed all day on Monday watching YouTube.
"Where do you go to school"
"I'm a homeschooler."
"So how do you have friends?"
"..."
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A combination of homie and old school, commonly used as a greeting for an old friend.
What's up, homeschool? Haven't seen you in awhile.
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There are the homeschoolers who are infatuated with only their school, grades, scholarships, and graduates. They are the ones who become the greatest of doctors, masterful scientists, and ingenious inventors, who eventually kill themselves once they realize what they have done with their lives and how they had wasted their youth years away, and how, in the end, it was most definitely not worth it.
There are the homeschoolers who sadly just don't know how to socialize. They range from pretty awkward to 'okay, this person is freakin weird' to fuckin retarded. They are the ones who voluntarily subject themselves to the notion of homeschooling and are cast out by every social group imaginable. And are way too stupid to form their unsociable and pathetic group themselves. And as they are way too stupid to end their miserable lives, they end up living in misery forever.
There are the ones who's depression has excelled so far they don't even have the will to fight their enforcement of being homeschooled. Instead they become desperately behind on school, give up on it entirely, and spend their meager lives absorbed in the media. Social networks, TV shows, movie characters, and books become their best friends, and help them to forget about their depressing problems. And they are too absorbed in their fantasy lives to kill themselves.
~ sincerely by
the only amazing homeschooler alive
News reporter: Ground Breaking News.The population of homeschoolers has begun to diminish around the world. Now, is this because people are finally smart enough not to commit the crime of homeschooling or because the homeschoolers have all begun killing themselves at a faster rate?
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Homeschooling is one of two things:
1 -The worst decision a parent can make.
2 -The best decision a parent can make.
The difference: The parent(s) are normal, competent, motivated human beings that understand the responsibility of raising, educating, AND socializing their child before they make the decision to NOT let the government do it for them.
Homeschool mom 1: Do you SEE.. that homeschool mom over there?
Homeschool mom 2: Yeah, what about her?
HSM 1: Well, I heard that she lets her kids play sports.... with public school kids!
HSM 2: NO. Way. She lets them do things with other children their age!?
HSM 1: That's not even the worst of it. I heard.. her thirteen year old already has a job and it's NOT for their church!
HSM 2: What! So she gets paid? A thirteen year old is already making more money than me!?
HSM 1: She also does a theater group, science club, youth group, and dance lessons.... all involving public school kids and...*whispers* non-christians.
HSM 2: *gasp!* But what if she gets possessed by the satanic evil that is anything open to the public!?
HSM 1: That's not EVEN the worst of it... I heard they do this thing that's like Co-op .. but get this... It's three days a week AND they have high school level classes.
HSM 2: SHUT UP. You mean they're allowed to socialize more than once a week AND they're actually getting educated? What is this?
HSM 1: She calls it Homeschooling.
HSM 2: Wait, so what do WE do, then?
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The new culture of education in 2020 where children and parents are forced to take on the roles of student and teacher respectively and learn at home indefinitely due to Covid-19.
The Stay-at-homeschooling is not going so well for little Johnny and his mommy, a banker who never dreamed she would be teaching her own son how to read.
A homeschool girl who flirts and leads on every guy right up to the point of doing anything sexual then moves on.
That girl Felicia is just going around flirting with every guy in the CO-OP then leaving them, what a homeschool hoe!