jism storm

When a low-pressure area develops in a large circle jerk and the volume of cum causes localised flooding and power outages.

Peter lost power and couldn't connect with the Internet after last night's jism storm.

jism organism

The product of the induction of a man's jism into the female sexual apparatus; a baby.

Sandra's nine months pregnant. She's about to pop out her first jism organism.

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jism monkey

The Spawn of Mr Lassman

That kid of Ed's is a right Jism Monkey

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Jism Hawk

Woman who (like a predator) hovers in a bar in search of male spunk

That jism hawk is going to get some young stud tonight.

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mason jism line

The area on a woman's body above which she is not okay with a man shooting their load after pulling out before climax during intercourse. Usually the breasts or upper-chest; a woman's acceptable cumshot boundary.
A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.

Man: "She won't ever let me cum on her face."
Friend: "What? Really? What about on her tits?"
Man: "Yeah, she's okay with that- she just tells me to keep it 'below the mason jism line'."

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Kneelow jism

Wordplay on the word 'neologism'in this case it means giving head to some guy while you're on your knees. When the guy spunks the jizz falls at or below knee level of the person administering said head

I was giving my bf head last night and when he came he gave me. Kneelow jism

Cunt jism

The girl juice that comes out of a woman's pussy when she's sexually aroused.

I fingered. My gf's pussy until she came some,

Cunt jism. Then I brushed my teeth 🤣 with it and then we kissed