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LAMP

Short for: Look At My Penis

A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.

Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.

Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car!

Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.

by WadeWilson April 29, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


LAMP

greek term for willow

i <3 lamp

by greekgod1234 January 3, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lamp

verb. the act of murdering someone and then claiming it was in self defense, especially when the 23 stab wounds are attributed to falling on a broken lamp.

Varg Vikernes totally lamped the hell out of Euronymous

by Geitfaust July 11, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lamp

Cork Slang
Look at, look towards, notice, observe, watch.

Lamp the Gatch on dat feen.

Translation - Take a look at how that person walks. Don't you think it's a bit unusual?

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lamping

Taking a dirty photo of yourself with a lamp in the photo.

Sharon has been on the "lamping" group taking photos of her self naked.

by Pixirat October 17, 2018


lamp

a device for giving light, either one consisting of an electric bulb together with its holder and shade or cover, or one burning gas or a liquid fuel and consisting of a wick or mantle and a glass shade.

I turned on the lamp in my room last night because I was afraid of the dark

by EsertWhale99 October 26, 2022


Lamp

When your girl looking bare ugly, she lamp fam.

Oi marg, fucking lamp

by SaveloySausage January 4, 2020