Short for: Look At My Penis
A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.
Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.
Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car!
Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.
verb. the act of murdering someone and then claiming it was in self defense, especially when the 23 stab wounds are attributed to falling on a broken lamp.
Varg Vikernes totally lamped the hell out of Euronymous
Cork Slang
Look at, look towards, notice, observe, watch.
Lamp the Gatch on dat feen.
Translation - Take a look at how that person walks. Don't you think it's a bit unusual?
Taking a dirty photo of yourself with a lamp in the photo.
Sharon has been on the "lamping" group taking photos of her self naked.
A racial slur, most often used against vertically challenged women of the Italian race who may or may not exist.
"FEMALE" - I'm dumb
Alex: Shut the fuck up you filthy lamp you don't know shit about what ur talking about
a device for giving light, either one consisting of an electric bulb together with its holder and shade or cover, or one burning gas or a liquid fuel and consisting of a wick or mantle and a glass shade.
I turned on the lamp in my room last night because I was afraid of the dark