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To get high on something, usually unintentionally or more than expected.
I got pretty lofted after railing an adderol and chasing it with a beer last night.
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An apartment constructed in pseudo-industrial architectural style that lacks interior walls, doesn't meet residential building codes, doesn't pay property taxes, and brings suburban yuppies into the city where they drive noisy nightclubs out of commerically zoned neighborhoods.
The rents on those new live-work lofts downtown are outrageous! It must be all the kickbacks for Da Mayor.
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Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.
Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
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In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
I was totally rocking it on my couch-loft, watching a movie.
When you are fucking your sister and dad walks in you continue fornication and climax and in your father's face
I was fucking Bobbi Jo when dad burst in and sister and I went to the finish and dad got the Kentucky hay loft to the face.
An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.
David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
Is a big eyed scruffy creature known to cause Shenanigans. It dwells in the state of New York and likes to be lazy. When it's not lazy it travels to cedar point. The loftness is forever alone.
The loftness has stared awkwardly at the cashier while waiting for his food. The workers did not know how to react.