Puts Minnesota on the map! Super high alcahol tolerance, and an all around super guy! Also known to dance with ferries, or somthing along those lines...
Look at that 360 modena spider!! Wow, the only human comparison i can think of somthing so cool is, Lunchbox!
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John Lanzafame
You can't be serious lunchbox, we just ate like 5 minutes ago
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A lunchbox friend is someone you only talk to at school and never hang out anywhere else.
They usually talk about gossip and people who they want to fuck and talk behind your back.
Theyβre fake and probably only hang out with you for clout or just because you pose a threat towards them.
βI donβt want no lunchbox friends no ohβ ~ Melanie Martinez
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1. A person you are only friends with at school, or barley hang out with outside of school.
2. Can also be a fake friend that doesnt want to hangout with you.
Jamie is such a lunchbox friend. We never hang out outside of class.
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A frustrating situation when after feeding a guy booze and listening to him talk about himself all night at the bar, you get him home and as you take off his pants you're dissapointed to find that he has a teeny tiny penis.
Steve: "I thought I'd picked up a good fuck for the night then I suffered Lunchbox Letdown."
Kyle: "I hate that!"
Steve: "It was tiny AND crooked, fucksakes."
When you role play being kids at lunch, nut in a sandwich and as she eats it you hit her with a lunchbox.
Me and Kyle's mom did the Golden Lunchbox last night.