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A tall, lanky, rather dark Black person (hence the term, Monday) who partakes in a 26.2 mile long running competition. They are typically, but not always, imported from Ethiopia and Kenya.
White Guy 1: "Hey, Murphy, who's that Black guy? Is he on the Celtics?"
White Guy 2: "Nah McDonough, today's the Boston Marathon; it's one of those Marathon Mondays."
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When you take an entire bottle of Viagra and bang 26 1/2 people in a row. (The 1/2 is a homo, as they're only half a person.)
My dick is so sore from that Minneapolis Marathon.
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an abnormally long, difficult bowel movement.
The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."
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a running race that is half the distance of a marathon, i.e. 13.1 miles
person 1 "Hey I saw you running yesterday! Are you on cross country or something?"
person 2 "Yeah, but we don't race more than a few miles at cross country, I'm training for a half marathon"
person 1 "Wow, that's a lot of running!"
A person who doesn't enjoy drinking or chugging alcohol quickly. This person drinks alcohol to enjoy the taste and have a good time, not solely to get drunk.
I can't shotgun the Budweiser, I'm a marathon drinker.
When a woman goes on the Maury Povich show to see if a candidate is the father of her child or not. If it's revealed he's not the father, a marathon ensues where she tries to outrun the cameraman
You saw how much that bitch ran? She did the Maury Marathon!
Anything longer than 3 hours, almost considered regular sleep for most people.
X: When are we going to the bar?
Y: (Sara) After I take my marathon nap, I will be fully energized to close it down.