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the act of massaging another persons butt
usually in males massaging a females butt, it results with the guy getting an erection
My wife's butt was so sore that I gave her a butt massage
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adv. Placing a cell phone which has been set to vibrate in the bottom corner of your pocket so it is close to your 'danger zone', or touching the top of your inner thigh. Upon a text message, the phone will vibrate, sending small, yet glorious pleasure waves and sometimes tingles down your spine.
Eric: Dude, last night, Erica and I were chatting back and forth, and she gave me a series of textual massages.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.
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Noun. A waste of time. Effort should not be made in this endeavor.
Work today was such a cat massage.
My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me.
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Mammary intercourse; a tit job.
She gave me a russian massage and I came all over her face!
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Beating someone across the back with a crowbar, pipe or other hard object
Igor gone done messed up so I gave him a slav massage
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The act of massaging someone's back, legs, sides, or any other area of the body within reach, while simultaneously stimulating their anus with your tongue -- the act being especially relaxing just after someone wakes up, and even more so at the end of tiring workday or any mentally or physically strenuous episode. The soothing relief of a deluxe massage on someone who suffers from chronic back pain cannot be overstated.
I swear Monday night feel like Sunday morning when my boyfriend gives me a deluxe massage when I get home.
Getting a back rub while taking a shit.
One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf”
Other friend: “I’ll give you a roughrider massage”