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The massive, rain-inspired, ground-worm suicidal emergence, air exposure, demise and subsequent sun dried crispification.
Kripes! I walked out of the house this morning after last nites storm to a mass-wormicide...they were all facing Mecca. I think it's a sign!
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"Mass Effect" is a euphamism for "The second best thing ever invented". The first being, of course, Mass Effect itself. If a person loves something very much, they may say it is Mass Effect. If they say this they mean that thing is the best thing ever invented since Mass Effect itself.
Guy: Oh, man, I really love Carrots."
Girl: Really? How would you describe your love for carrots?
Guy: I'd say Carrots were Mass Effect.
Girl: :O
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the game played when one does not know the rumblings of the colon ismass or gas. one can choose mass, and tighten the sphincter and wait to go to a safe location or one can choose gas and releasing the floodgates, thus either farting or shitting their pants. months of ridicule may ensue as well as violence if done on a road trip
I was on my way to phoenix and the rest stop was closed so i decided to play mass or gas. i lost and shit my pants.
when one person from a group of people is sent to the bar to buy multiple beers so as to avoid everyone having to tip on their own purchase. once money has been gathered from everyone, the person chosen as the mass drafter buys everyone's beer and then tips just as if he had only bought a beer for himself. the person required to mass draft is usually rotated throughout the night.
Hey Jim, we all want some beers and it's your turn to mass draft. Make sure you tip the bartender.
Mass-hoe is derived from two words , Massachusetts and hoe. A mass-hoe is a word to describe all females from Massachusetts . They are very loud , rude , trashy , ignorant , uncultured , unhygienic , and bottom line , were never taught to be decent ladies . The worst problem with these mass-hoes is their jealousy . If you come into contact with them , and you are attractive , they will fly into fits of rage , just like small child . Because they have no class , they cannot control themselves or their emotions , a mass-hoe will sleep with any one's boyfriend , husband , father , brother or son , in an attempt to strike at you . Be for warned , They were never taught the act of proper cleaning . Their uncanny ability to look like the 1980's is remarkable . If you do take one home for the evening , make sure to avoid going to her home . They do not clean or decorate , due to laziness , nor do they care . Please hide your wallet .
a mass-hoe loves Aerosmith and Jon Bon jovi . A Boston creme doughnut , a couple of scratch tickets , and you got your self a date .
A large amount of topics to engage in, by arguing and discussing opposing points.
Lea has to argue with everyone and disagrees with any point that they're trying to make. She is such a mass Debater!
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An (formally) exclusive xbox 360 title published by Microsoft (or EA for PC version) and developed by Bioware. Its an action RPG in which you play a customizable charactor, Commander Shepard.
You can visit masseffect.com to learn about Mass Effect.
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