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I'll let you figure out what this means...But if you don't know: Jizz, Come, Cum, Spunk, Wank, Sperm, Seminal Fluid etc.
Manuel: Hey Carlos I just Totally made that Hoe eat my Nutsack Mayo
Carlos: Wow....smooth real smooth
When the guy comes on a girls bush
Guy 1: Dude, I got with James’s mom last night
Guy 2: No way!
Guy 1: Yeah man, I left her with a mayo garden
To show no interest or concern for an activity.
The opposite of the phrase 'keen as mustard'.
The phrase is believed to come from the fact that mayonaise is the opposite to mustard. They are both condiments but mayo is to an egg what mustard is to a seed.
Person 1: Have you written much of your essay?
Person 2: Nope, I'm about as keen as mayo, all I've done is plagiarise 2,000 words.
When you shit and gizz at the same time.
I pulled a dirty mayo last night.
When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.
"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"
Seaman that you think is mayonnaise until you eat a couple of your fries.
"My kebab has splooey mayo on it."
what LMAO sounds like when pronounced phonetically. sometimes used on web forums to denote sarcasm when "laughing" at a non-humorous joke. may also be used to express genuine amusement, depending on the context.
n00b: "random shitty joke or repost"
forum regular: le mayo.
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