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misery tits

Description of a woman whose breasts, as opposed to bringing joy to men, bring sheer misery, distress and suicidal tendencies

Alison, you swamp donkey, you have some fucking bad misery tits

by Yak October 12, 2003

14πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Scissory misery

The female version of cock blocker

She’s such a scissory misery
She’s not a cock blocker, she’s a scissory misery

by Snottydottylotty August 4, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sac of misery

A newborn baby

Congratulations on your brand new sac of misery!(S)He's beautiful.

by xarathustra December 1, 2017

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sweet misery

A person who got rejected by someone he/she loves, but then the male/female still loves him/her.

I had sweet misery when _______________ said no to me.

by eurekaseven July 12, 2006

15πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


critic's misery

When you pay so much attention to entertainment that it's ruined.

Critic's Misery ruined Game of Thrones when I saw that coffee cup!

by TopherVexel December 28, 2022


food misery

When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.

She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.

by schmole30 December 19, 2017


Misery Nap

Verb
Pronunciation: misz-ah-re NAP

a nap taken during an extreme bout of depression, not taken due to lack of sleep, over exertion, or any real reason. usually lasting longer than a hour.

"what did you do on your day off?"
"ate breakfast, went to the grocery store, came home had a misery nap, then you called."
"ah misery naps there the best and the worst."

by Dr_fiendish July 11, 2017