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1. Something that when eaten cuz fuck ur brain up
2. Shrooms
Man let me get some of those mushrooms
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them people who are total and utter idiots and can do the easiest thing
no the light goes in this hole god ur such a mushroom
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To mushroom is to, when singing along to a song, either mumble or sing the wrong words, revealing that you don't really know how the song goes. When someone does this, everyone around them yells "MUSHROOM!" at them, as a way to embarrass them.
Matt: If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give....doo doo doo...but that's the way it is!!
Nick: Oh Matt, you totally just Mushroomed!
Everyone in car: MUSH-ROOM! MUSH-ROOM!
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(n) - A syndrome where you're fed bullshit and kept in the dark. Derives from the method of cultivating mushrooms: they add a lot of fertiliser and keep them in the dark and damp.
A person can suffer from Mushroom Syndrome in any way; the only circumstances are:
(1) A person doesn't tell you everything about a certain situation concerning you/and or them
and;
(2) They tell lies.
Sarah: So how's your relationship with Andy going?
Bree: OMG! He gave me Mushroom Syndrome! It turns out he was actually gay, which he never told me about.
Sarah: Wow! So what did he bullshit to you about? You know, the other half of the Mushroom Syndrome?
Bree: Oh, he told me he didn't break the blender but it *actually* was him!
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Used mostly in anime and manga, the term growing mushrooms refers to when a character has become immensely depressed or saddened. The character is often shown to literally grow mushrooms on their body, signifying that their soul is, for the time being, in a dark and dank place. (Mostly occurs with more dramatic and over the top characters who can't stop crying every 2 seconds 😒)
Senpai: (crying because the girl of his dreams thinks he's dramatic and egocentric)
Girl: "Senpai, quit growing mushrooms around me; the smell is absolutely noxious!"
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A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.
Donald J Trump has a mushroom dick!
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