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An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
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A main character in the DGCU (danny gonzalez cinematic universe) always in the background of Danny Gonzalez’s videos.
“wow cool a Little Nutcracker Guy in the background”
Ow!!! Son of a Nutcracker!!
What the Son of a Nutcracker?!
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A man places a pop it firework snapper just inside of his Dick so that when he nuts in the other party member, it’ll be extra explosive
At my party tommor i think im gonna try the nutcracker
An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
When you feel the need to drop your nutsack in the butt crack of another man.
I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!
When you have a friend who out of nowhere will either kick or slap you in the nuts as hard as they can
Man 1: Jerry just hit me in the nuts super hard
Man 2: Yeah, he's the nutcracker of the group