My Cows My Meat

“My Cows My Meat” refers to the ideology of one having ownership over the meat of his/her cows. This motto is not only terrible, but is also extremely unfunny. Any pathetic person who uses this figure of speech should be banished from society forever.

Kirk: “I swear it will be funny this time”
Sheen: “No it won’t”
Kirk: “My Cows My Me-“
Sheen: “SHUT THE FUCK UP. MY COWS MY MEAT IS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER WILL BE.”

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my world

you, my love <3

you are my world.

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MY Brother!

Your brother. But not just your brother. YOUR brother! You can have many brothers, but you can only have one "MY Brother!".

Is important to not confuse "My Brother" with "MY Brother!". "My Brother" is one of your many brothers, but "MY Brother!" is YOUR brother.

Me: (to self) "I wish I had some carrots right now..."
Me: *looks at brother*
Brother: *activates Brother to Brother Connection*
Brother: "Here you go brother." *hands carrots*
Me: "MY brother! 😎👊"

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This…is my Jesus

This…is my Jesus is a flexibly productive ejaculation describing any person; event; timing, or situation P.E.T.S that nurtures a person as he or she experiences a tremendous personal growth spurt while maximizing their human potential. For some people it may actually be Jesus; but for others it could be a city; a person; love; a drug; a mystical experience; or a damn good burger with all the fixings. The use of this saying is very individually driven. Often usages of this saying conflict. It takes balls to use this expression publicly..

Here are some examples of how to use “This…is my Jesus” in a sentence:

Man eating a Fat Burger:”Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, this burger is my Jesus!”
Offended friend sitting with him: FOOL!!!!!! “Jesus is my Jesus”.

Man smoking particularly good Hawaiian Kona Kush exhaling and saying: “This Kush is my Jesus.”

A single man spending a month in Amsterdam overlooking the canal: “This city is my Jesus.”

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My Cocaine

Actor Michael Caine saying his name in his own voice.

Anyone with a British accent saying Michael Caine's name.

"You're bloody right I'm My Cocaine!"

"I watched an old movie on the telly last night, it was "Alfie" starring My Cocaine.

My yellow

yellow is the person who you are living for.the person who saved your life and the reason for your happiness

“He/she is my yellow”

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My heart

In New York terms if you say my heart it means someone you deeply care about like a brother best friend family member or a significant other

Miss you my heart

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