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Typically hairy in nature, the Thunder Bay Beaver Pelt is traditional dress for women in the genital region. Warm moist and inviting during the long cold winters, the beaver pelt is a wonder place to find refuge and sexual pleasure the likes not seen in places to the south.
I was in Thunder Bay and thoroughly enjoyed my time spent in the delicious Thunder Bay beaver pelt of the locals.
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Svelt Pelt is basically trim that you shouldn't find hot as hell but still wanna hit it. I mean like, C-Grade Strippers that walk the streets during the day on their off hours.
Want a better mental image? Colonel Gathers Post-Op
"Shit, she is hot man!"
"Dude, she's a C-Grade Stripper at BEST. If she didn't have that huge c-section scar I would bet money that she used to be a he."
"I dunno man, she gives me the weirdest boner. I want that svelt pelt!"
Vaginal secretions of various sorts.
Let's have a big bowl of beaver pelt soup
Face pelt is also known as face, face skelp, face mash, Face of disgrace & just FACE. He is a well known character. He is a little crazy. Quite the party animal. Often seen rolling about the floor, Banging his head and making prank calls to several victims.
"Hey face, when are we going out"
"Oi! Face pelt!"
In the process, or implying getting absolutely obliterated with your buddie.
Hey John, are we pushing pelt tonight?
When a dude has no money and his wife/girlfriend gives him a haircut. It looks like a mad/angry-conjunction pelt lying on top of a head.
Check that mangry pelt on Biillbo's head. I heard Bill had trouble making rent so his old lady gave him that mangry pelt.
Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.
This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt