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An organ in the body doctors have yet to find. It's function is to store the products expelled during a good puke. It is filled with sausage, peppers, tomato skins, ziti's, meat chunks and various alcohol type fluids such as beer and vodka. The organ assures that you will have a productive puke when you drink a little too much and not just have the dry heaves.
Let me go to the buffet to eat something to refill my puke organ.
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A scene only added to a television show, or movie, for its shock value.
“Puking at the stars” refers to a bizarre scene in the last episode of the sci-fi TV series Battlestar Galactica. In the last episode of the show, the future Admiral Adama is shown vomiting all over himself as he lies drunk in the gutter looking up at the stars.
Fanboys of the series maintain that the “puking at the stars” scene was part of the show’s character development, that it pushed the show’s gritty envelope, and that it was the epitome of “high art”. Discriminating viewers maintain, quite correctly, that the “puking at the stars” scene was vile and only added to the show’s last episode for it’s shock value.
Can you believe the producers of Battlestar Galactica added that “puking at the stars” scene to the last episode? Those guys are really full of themselves for carrying their deeply meaningful, gritty, and real delusions that far.
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A pit stop for the sole purpose of puking.
Drunk Friend 1: "Ugh! Dude, roll down the window. Those hot wings are on their way back up."
Driver: "Don't you dare puke all over my car! I'm pulling over!"
Drunk Friend 2: "Puke Stop!!"
A long patch of vomit found on the side of a vehicle, After a herendous night of beer and shots.(may contain beer nuts, mc pukes,711 sub particles or funky pickle pizza bits.)(ALSO MAY PEEL PAINT)
I dont understand he rolled the window down to spit and the next thing I know were at hughs washing that puke stripe off.
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The act of preforming the jackhammer from behind while a girl is puking her guts out in the toilet after a hard night of drinking. The contractions of the naughty muscles during a heave must be a delight to be experienced. Always hold her hair out of her face and rub her back (two-ball compound optional) for extra points and to show her that you really did care!
Guy #1 "Dude, I picked up that cum dumpster at the bar last night and got a puking jackhammer!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"
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Liquid shit out the ass, after a long night of Mexican food.
Maaaaaan, i ate that taco bell last night and now i have a serious case of anal puke.
an affliction following an excessive amount of drinking that includes vomiting and a short respite before resuming drinking.
verb (used with or without object), puke nap, puk·ing nap (Slang)
I was day drinking and puked, then took a nap before happy hour.
Arron drank too many mai tais during the timeshare presentation and had to take a puke nap before the birthday party started later that night.