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Common location for remote controls of televisions, DVD players, etc. far away from human population
"Hey, where’s the remote?"
"Oh, it’s probably in a remote location somewhere in Australia, you’re never going to find it"
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A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.
It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.
College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!
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Staring at the remote control wondering why the TV won't turn on.
I spent the last ten minutes remote viewing and missed the start of my favorite show.
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A person who will change the channel ever 5 seconds.
remote hog- Give me the remote you going to fast.
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A 7-inch remote control placed in the anus for pleasure purposes.
Do not touch that Astro remote, Mala just used it!
The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.
Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"
You know how you have to press a button really hard on a bad TV remote.
While having sex with a girl in the doggie style position, you press her butthole with your thumb like it is a button on a bad remote.
Guy 1: I gave that chick from the bar the bad remote last night.
Guy 2: The bad remote?
Guy 1: While nailing her doggie style I was pressing her butthole with my thumb like a bad remote!