saw the elephant

a metaphor for having experienced combat

"Together, we saw the elephant." David Hackworth, Defending America, "Lest We Forget", 23 May 2000. http://www.hackworth.com/23may00.html

Saw Con

It's an extremely rare form of ligma. It makes the affected person immune to ligma and a vector for saw con. Extremely lethal.

Guy1: What are your thoughts on ligma?

Guy2: What's ligma?

Guy1: LIGMA BALLS!!!

Guy2: What does that mean? Is it related to saw con?

Guy1: Do you seriously not get it? What is saw con anyway?

Guy2: SAWCON MY DICK, BITCH!!!

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saw II

one of the best movies of 2005. It was better than the 1st saw, and that one kicked ass. it was alot fucking gorier than the 1st one too. Jigsaw traps 8 people in a house and they have 2 hours to get out before they die, but the house itself has traps.

Saw II's ending fucking shocked me.

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saw dude

The meaning of when u don't want to say the whole saying of what's up dude

Hey saw dude

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Saw VI

the most fucked up thing that you will ever lay your eyes on. You will use night lights in your home for years.
You will probably piss yourself a couple times as a sideaffect... but it will will all be worth it cause after you're done, you'll go make some mixed berry smoothies in thee magic bullet(:

Pathew: "oh my god! are you cutting off your stomach fat?!"

The other guy: "yeaah.. i'm tryin' to loose some weight.."

Pathew: "you're just like that guy in Saw VI!!"

The other guy: "well you know... i try(:"

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Saw V

the fifth installment of the Saw franchise; one of the best movies of the series. It picks up right where Saw III-IV left off. this is also where agent Peter Strahm and Mark Hoffman begin to have greater roles. Many people have mixed feelings on this movie: they either love it or hate it. Also, a strong, reoccurring theme is seen: the use of the "eff" word.

1) "Dude, did you see Saw V last night?"
"I hated it."
"I fucking loved it!"

2)"You didn't see the blood! You didn't see what the fuck he did to her!"

"On a gurney, with a fucking hole on my throat!"

"I've been chasing Jigsaw from the beginning, and I got him. So unless you've got something else to say... back the fuck off. "

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Redwood Saw

A sexual position consisting of two males and two females. The males are both penetrating their respective females while the females face each other, making out. The males alternate thrusts to create the motion of sawing a giant redwood tree in half.

My buddy Ted and I pulled off a redwood saw with these two sluts the other night.

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