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Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.
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1. A device used to relieve the itching sensation felt by that of a woman in her jigglypuff. Contrary to popular belief, several household items can be utilized as a snatch scratcher i.e. a spatula, fork, butter knife, back scratcher, or brillo pad.
2. One who uses their cuticles to relieve itching sensations felt by the female in her cock gobbler.
I had such an itch in cock pocket that I had to use a noodle scooper as a snatch scratcher.
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Facial tissue specifically designed for nasal scratching and booger retrieval. The only way to scratch the inside of your nose without becoming a social pariah.
Dad: Stop picking your nose!
Son: I'm not picking! I'M ITCHING!!!
Dad: Then use a Nose Scratcher!
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Your coochie scratcher is scratching the wrong place
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Jack the scratcher is an incrdibly famous tiktoker that rose to fame in 2020 by uploading multiple scratch tiktoks. With his most recent responding to a famous controversy. The controversy was around who jack the scratchers real identity was. @eljaye asked if jack the scratchers name was jack fish to which jack responded by saying no.
Eljaye: Aare you jack the scratcher
Jack the scratcher: Hello everyone welcome, my name is jack the scratcher unfortunately, no, im not jack the scratcher
Jack the scratcher is an incrdibly famous tiktoker that rose to fame in 2020 by uploading multiple scratch tiktoks. With his most recent responding to a famous controversy. The controversy was around who jack the scratchers real identity was. @eljaye asked if jack the scratchers name was jack fish to which jack responded by saying no.
Eljaye: Are you jack fish?
JackTheScratcher: Hello my name is jack the scratcher unfortunately, no, im not jack fish
someone who constantly scratches their balls while in public or when talking to you
Bro why is Quinn always scratching his nuts when he's talking to us?
Yeah dude idk, he's a big time ball-scratcher. His room must smell like asshole and nuts!