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Peppino Spaghetti

funny pizza tower man, owns a pretty darn good pizza restaurant.

Pizzaface ain't got nothing on the pizza served up by Peppino Spaghetti.

by Derpdart March 13, 2023


Spaghetti Test

Instead of conducting methodical troubleshooting of a problem, you just try random stuff to see what works. Similar to throwing spaghetti on the wall to see if it is al dente yet.

Those idiots at the Spectrum help desk just keep spaghetti testing my cable modem instead of fixing it.

by Pheecees December 14, 2021


Spaghetti Cat

Spaghetti Cat is a picture of a cat eating spaghetti (duh) that was first featured in the "Morning Show with Mike and Juliet".
It appeared as a random image which interrupted a lady in mid-sentence discussing 'women and binge drinking'
It has also been discussed on The Soup and various other websites.

The only explanation given was that it was a "bleep photo"...and there's "more of those in the future." Brilliant.

Ultimately, no one knows of it's true origins. (yet)

- "IT SOBERED ME UP SEEING HOW-" insert spaghetti cat here

- The new 'Rick Roll'.

- Appears in the new Fall Out Boy music video "I Don't Care".

- Spaghetti cat again appears in the youtube video "Spaghetti Cat (I Weep For You)"

- And finally, Spaghetti Cat has appeared in random images circulating the internet, such as replacing Jesus in 'The Last Supper', etc.

by lowenbajowen January 15, 2009

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Spaghetti Bowl

A total state of chaos. Disorganization. Lack of clear focus or direction.

John’s room is a total spaghetti bowl. Cindy was saying some crazy shit. What a spaghetti bowl that was. Finally, That government program is so convoluted—an entire spaghetti bowl

by TalkTalker May 3, 2022


Upsetti Spaghetti

To be upset

Dude: *drops free taco*
Bro: *gasps*

Dude: ...
Bro: Are you okay dude???
Dude: Yeah, I’ll be fine. I’m just upsetti spaghetti.

by merckill April 9, 2018

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pee spaghetti

Putting raw spaghetti into your pee hole and leaving it there until it softens. This process can be more timely if you have a buddy to put the other half of it in his so your dicks "lady and tramp". A master chef can even make lasagna.

"Bone" appetit!

It's all you can eat pasta night so Johnny and Paul were up all night preparing pee spaghetti.

Pro tip: put a little olive oil in the dick hole so the pasta isn't sticky!

by Grundle Thunderbird June 27, 2017


spaghetti pockets

The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.

spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear

by myshkin August 2, 2012

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