Balls which are roughed up due to board shorts which chafe your nuts when sitting on your board.
Dude, I got surfer scrote from these cheap ass board shorts.
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A person who micro inspects the floor to retrieve spilled dope. Often with a magnifier and/or flash light.
When the dope is gone, Becca becomes a carpet surfer.
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A addicing game that you'll play for hours!
Dude 3: what are you playing?
Dude 7: subway surfers.
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The football touchdown celebration dance where one puts their arm inside their shirt and pretends to surf like the one-armed surfer whose arm was taken by a Great White.
After little Bill scored a touchdown in flag football, he put one arm in his shirt and did The Soul Surfer while his teammates pretended to swim around him like sharks.
Somebody who surfs the internet looking at porn around or after midnight.
Most teenagers are midnight surfers, to avoid possible detection by their parents.
Someone who surfs Urban Dictionary to filch terms they were not aware of to impress prospective dates and aquaintances.
I know a nerd who is an Urban Surfer just so he can try to pick up some chicks.
little balls of snot or snotters that are dangling from ones nasel hairs. the act of breathing causes them
too surf.
fuck me! brian in the bakery needs his nose hair trimmed, he had an under-surfer so big it was riding his top lip.