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boner graveyard

a place where boners go to die.

"did you see Hillary Clinton"
"yeah, she looks like a total boner graveyard"

by lettheweinerkick March 4, 2009

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


graveyard tan

being extremly white. as seen in the song doesnt remined me by audioslav. offten hade by gamers who never leave there house or basement. it means, just like a graveyard and the dead, the person has lost all color from lack of sun.

steve: man that guy is pale.
Joe: yeah he lives with his mom and never leaves the house.
steve: he's got a graveyard tan.

by Justin007 August 29, 2006

36πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


shampoo graveyard

The collection of numerous empty shampoo- and soap bottles in your shower. A frequent bachelor phenomenon.

Daniel E: "I see you are having a funeral, that is a shampoo graveyard, rest in peace Herbal Essences"
Øyvind: "Its my primal instinct to collect containers to carry water in"

by oywin August 27, 2015


Graveyard Gums

A separation of the teeth, as often caused by a lack of adult teeth and a constant excess of sperm cells, man-dick, and general ugliness.

Wow, that Sam's girlfriend Lizzie must totally raise the dead and suck a lot of dick with those graveyard gums. That crazy necrophiliac!

by Senior Tiddles January 16, 2009

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Walking graveyard

A woman who has had multiple abortions is a "walking graveyard."

"You hear Amy had another abortion? I think that's number 3!"

"Yeah, that bitch is a walking graveyard! She should be on the pill!"

by Markytheballa3 February 8, 2009

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


graveyard pussy

n. vagina that once had, will be remembered for the rest of your remaining life...due to contracting a venereal disease that will put you in the graveyard.
It is a common feature most likely to be found on crack whores, town bicycles, and most any unclean woman.

When I was a young man, my father told me not to mess around with girls of ill repute, as they were most likely to have graveyard pussy. And as tempting as it might be, you don't want any of that graveyard pussy.

by Brodie Cumberland May 26, 2008

26πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


elephant graveyard

the morning after drunken adventures, when 2+ people gather to eat hangover food, watch tv, bitch about their hangovers, and basically make sure noone dies in the hanging over process. Can sometimes result in more drinks being consumed later in the day as everyone starts to feel better

"Get your ass over here, ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD!"
"I'll be over as soon as I can get this guy out of my bed"

"Hey, we should go to BDubs and drink some more, that will help"

by theycallmeboots October 21, 2008

23πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž