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Nature's version of welfare recipients.
Seagulls and welfare recipients are a lot alike...they both sit around waiting for handouts, spawn uncontrollably, and make a lot of noise that irritates the shit out of everything around them.
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The act of spunking on your hand and flick/throw it at someone.
dude the wife wouldn't suck me off last night,
so i gave her a good seagulling.
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Seagulls are birds that make a squeaking sound, and are commenly known to steal human food. People call them scavengers, and do run away from them when the fly over people. They are known have a common habit of dumping there crap on peoples heads, but dont do it that often.
Seagulls are most common in Great Britain, and have become more of land birds, and the amount of rubbish tips e.t.c have become home for these adorable birds. They now can be found pretty much everywhere. They are very big, and there are many types of seagulls.
There real, formal name are gulls. But just are called seagulls because of when they used to be mostly at sea. "Seagulling" someone is not a sexual act, as it has never been done before with any British Male. Theres ways of making them leave you alone, just throw some food on the ground. It will cause a small flock to gather.
Seagulls can be in different colours, mainly:
- Black & White
- White
- Grey & White
- Grey & Black
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The ugly brother of its sibling happy slapping this is where chavs and pikeys alike ejaculate into their palm and film from their mobile phones throwing their seaman on a stranger from the public without them knowing whats coming. The film makers then send it round via bluetooth through the chav network
come on rude boy lets seagul this crazy mofo
(seagulling)
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Stupid fucking bird that doesnt do any good
"i fucking hate seagulls"
"me too"
People with no money who want to share your drugs
As soon as the boys found out i had a bag all the seagulls were begging me for a line..
A particularly painful act. A "Seagull" is when a man rubs sand onto his dick and then has intercourse. Often done at the beach.
Holy hell Dave, did you know she likes to Seagull? Holy shit, that bitch must be an extreme masochist.