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noun: a witch from the Harry Potter series and possibly the smartest character ever known to the HP universe. Has a thing for elves. Not athletic. Also technically a cougar cuz she married a guy who's a year younger.
verb: to ace an ungodly difficult test.
Friend: yo if I fuck up this calc midterm I'll fail the class.
Me: I'll help you but there's guarantee you'll pull a Hermione Granger on this shit
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The bushy-haired, buck-teethed, know-it-all friend of Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley in the "Harry Potter" series. She and Draco Malfoy belong together. They secretly lust after each other, but pretend to hate each other. This is what makes them the ideal love-hate relationship.
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy belong together. Their chemistry makes them the perfect couple.
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Harry to Hermione Granger- "Hello Female Ron"
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the know-it-all bookworm bitch of the harry potter series. she thinks she knows shit.
you don't know shit until you've been screwing draco malfoy, drag racing and smoking pot.
"The Truth knows a lotta shit unlike that Granger woman."
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Hermione Jean Granger is a main character in the Harry Potter saga. She is a Muggle-Born witch, which means her parents don’t have any magical abilities. She is super smart and very studious. She takes school seriously. Hermione can be sassy and annoying sometimes, but she’s a caring friend and talented witch. She’s called « the brightest witch of her age ». Harry Potter is her best friend and Ron Weasley is her boyfriend/lover/husband. She is portrayed by Emma Watson in the movies inspired by J.K. Rowling’s books.
Hermione Granger is brilliant!
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A term using characters' names from the popular books Harry Potter to describe a secret, unknown sexual favor; Made up as you go along.
"I promised Mike I'd give him a Harry-Hermione."
"Have you decided what that is yet?"
"Hahaha. NO."
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Overachieving-ass dweebs (like Hermione) that are in all your biology and chemistry classes. They let everyone around them known that they are pre-med either directly or indirectly through their obnoxious behaviors (including, but not limited to: asking questions about how the material is relevant to the medical field, whether or not the professor has finished writing them a recommendation letter, and boasting about their shadowing experiences). An important thing to note is that not all pre-med hermione's are actually smart, but pretend to be.
Pre-med Hermione: "I'm getting my surgery next week. But I'm not worried; I've seen the procedure done like a hundred times."
Pre-med Hermione: "I can't wait to be a doc. I'm gonna be all like "Open your mouth, and say 'Ah'""
Pre-med Hermione: "Those pills are really bad for you. I would know. I'm pre-med."
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