Two fingers up

When someone is holding up their pointer and pinky fingers, it is seen as a sign that they partake in homosexual intercourse

Yo did you see that pic of Sam? Is he gay

Idk but he was two fingers up so he must be

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Two Fingered Turtle

A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.

Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"

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two finger discount

Small petty theft, stealing or shoplifting. Related to the "five finger discount" but related to very small items that you can pick up with two fingers.

"I did not see you buy that candy bar."
"I helped myself to a two finger discount."

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two finger salute

1) In an act of fun between to males, one will sneak up behind the other with two fingers and poke him near the anal cavaty, causing an embarassing sensation.

2) In an act between to females, or one male and a female, two fingers are used to penetrate the vaginal opening.

1) Frank gave me a two finger salute while i was taking a piss in the urinal.

2) Frank was given a two finger salute after we found out he wasn't really a guy.

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Doing the two-finger tango

Female manual masturbation.

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

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two fingered slot rumba

A phrase describing the act of female masturbation.

Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)

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Two finger tap dance

A rhythmic form of vaginal stimulation involving the pointer and middle finger. This can be performed on ones self or done to a willing partner. While this may be used to refer to the simple act of fingering, it more specifically describes a palm upwards technique. This approach differs from the standard "come hither" goto g-spot stimulater by way of independent finger movement.

ex 1 : Ralph: "She was like going to explode when I was giving her the two finger tap dance."

ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."

ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."

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