Urinal

proper n. - The home of the Major League baseball club Chicago Cubs, commonly known as Wrigley Field. The name is derived from the troughs that are used as urinals at the ballpark, and the resultant odor from more than ninety years of their usage.

I'm not going to a game at the Urinal, that shit hole is filled with pricks!

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Urinal

A group of Proud Boys

Louie Huey, pictured here in a urinal of Proud Boys, with a Proud Boy tattoo on his arm, has been claiming he left the Proud Boys.

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Urinal Drink

A random alcoholic drink that you obtain from a public restroom. You will usually find these perched atop a urinal.

Jason was hammered and went to take a piss. He back out of the restroom slurping a urinal drink.

Mexican Urinal

The act of urinating durring anal penetration.

I gave her the Mexican Urinal last night.

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Urinal Index

A system for determining exactly how "low rent" a bar, restaurant or cafeteria is. To determine a business' standing on the URINAL INDEX, you throw some change into a urinal in the men's room. Every so often you check on it. If no one takes it, you may add some more. The LOWEST amount of change that it finally takes for someone to fish out the piss covered change is that business' score on the Urinal Index.
Originally invented at Darby's Oldtowne Armes, In Brampton Ontario.

Darby's was a 17 (cents) on the urinal index.

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Echo-urination

The act of peeing with a thunderous noise, often with the bathroom door open, in order to communicate with someone.

"Yo Mike, whats he doing with the door open?"
"He's using echo-urination"

"How'd you know about the split-up?"
"Rashad told me by echo-urination"

Urine Potato

A handle (pseudonym) that was used on dial-up BBSs in the late-1980s until approx. the turn of the century. Used on internet BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be anal about it!) even to this day {early-2013}.

Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.

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{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!