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For the love of God, vampires are FICTIONAL!
If I see one more fucking "goth" retard on the internet claim to be a REAL VAMPYRE OMG OMG OMG I might explode.
Vampires are from folklore, mainly eastern european. During the Romantic period they became popular subjuects of art and fiction. As time passed, a subculture of RETARDS began to claim to be real vampires, mostly for attention form other pseudo-vampyric retards.
Vampirism is a real trait in some animals. They are not all nocturnal.
In folklore, people were believed to be "cursed" to come back as vampires if they displayed certain deformities in life.
sorry for the long def
Dracula from Bram Stoker's imagination is a vampire. He does not have the deadly aversion to sunlight introduced by later films, but he has superior strength, climbing ability, and stays alive by consuming human blood.
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To eat a girl out when she is on her period then give her a hickey. The blood from your lips along with the mark from the hickey resembles a vampire bite.
"He gave her The Vampire last night."
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A reanimated corpse that drinks the blood of living humans. Vampires are virtually immortal in that they do not age or get sick and possess eternal youth. Vampires possess heightened senses as well as superhuman powers of strength, speed, accelerated healing, mind control, and telepathy.
Vampires can be killed by fire or sunlight as well as decapitation and a wooden stake through their hearts.
Dracula is the king of vampires.
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Vampires have been a popular ledgen for centuries. They immortal beings that drink blood to survie. I am going to give you my personal impion since there are many definetions for mystical creatures such as vampires. They do not burn if they go out in the sun nor do they sparkel. They are pale and very beautiful. They have inhumane streanth, speed and other hightened senses. You kill not kill a vampire buy a wooden stake nor tearing them to shreds. A good decapitaion will do but perfoming it will be the trickey part. They have souls but dont care if theykill a humane since they are on the top of the foood chain. A wolf wouldnt mind killing a rabbit so it could survie which is the same thing when it comes to vampires killing humanes. They are predetores and fierce killers but can show emotions and can fell regret and pain but wouldnt feel that towards the humane unless they let there selves get close to them. You dont minf killing a chinken unles youare a vegeterain but if you got to know the chinken and it became your pet and you name it aswell. Then you have chiken for dinner and you relize you are eating Bob. It is the same thing. Vampires havediffrent personalities and abilites. To become a vampire a vampire drinks your blood and you drink thier blood as well.
An immortal vampire that drinks blood.
yeah thats all I got
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1 (Literal definition). A fictional monster of myth and legend that sucks blood and burns in sunlight and holy water. They are undead and their status as a vampire is highly contagious, due to the fact that a vampire's bite on the neck will turn the victim into a vampire, thus causing a vampire breakout. A vampire will sleep in a coffin by day and come out at night to feed on human and/or animal blood. They tend to have a high relation to bats, as they have capes that slightly resemble bat wings and they can transform into a bat. Vampires typically wear formal white suits or other uniforms; pairing them with black shoes, red bow ties, and a large, black cape. A vampire bites its victim in the area in between the neck and the shoulder, and it has large, menacing fangs; extremely pale skin, and, occasionally, claws.
2 (Personal definition). A creature that began to turn un-cool after the release of the piece of crap that they call a book "Twilight." Edward Cullen and Stephanie Meyer completely turned vampires into pretty-boy, non-human-blood-sucking, sparkly, twiggy wimps. A vampire is supposed to BURN in sunlight, not sparkle in it; a vampire must kill everything, not go 'Oh, I'm so wimpy that I'm not gonna hurt humans.'; a vampire must be evil, not nice. The modern definition of Vampire is now "A little lover creature that sparkles in sunlight and will not hurt humans." I swear, I hate Twilight for messing up the true meaning of the word "vampire."
1. Oh my God, Drake, a vampire just bit me! I think I'm going to turn into one! OUCH!
2. Oh, look at me, I'm a pretty fairy.
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Giving a girl oral sex while she is on her period.
Dude last night I was vampiring my girl.
What day was she on?
The first...it was a fucking waterfall!
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A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. ie: a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.
That guy is a vampire. He won’t get in a relationship and will probably never get married.
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