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a juicy red fruit that comes with black seeds on the inside
" hey , I'm eating watermelon, wanna slice"?
- " sure!"
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Slang for a big ass baby. Nicknamed this because while giving birth it feels like it'd be easier to push Mr. Universe out of your vagina.
Proud mother: "Cody was born a whopping 12 pounds and 24 inches."
Shocked eavesdropper: "What a watermelon!"
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The football tradition of having kids race around with watermelon in their ass crack and the winner doesn’t have to eat the melon yet everyone else does have to eat someone elses
Bro we were watermeloning the freshman yesterday it was fucking disgusting
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The watermelon, since 1967, has become a symbol representing the Palestinian flag.
“Because it was forbidden to raise the flag, Palestinians used to and still do, take watermelons and cut them in half and just raise them, showing the inside part. The watermelon contains the same colors as the Palestinian flag: red, white, green and black. "
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The egg of a snake, as thought of in common lofian lore
Dont touch that watermelon, it might hatch soon.
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Green on the outside, red on the inside.
Basically most environmentalist extremists, particularly global warming alarmists.
Watermelon: "we need to put a price on carbon!"
Person: "fuck off you socialist/commie douchebag"
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a word that refers to an incredibly stupid statement and/or including the word 'watermelon' or any other related fruit.
Person 1: "I might go pick up a book on how to read."
Person 2: "Dude, stop watermeloning. Come have some fruit and yogurt."
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