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The egg of a snake, as thought of in common lofian lore
Dont touch that watermelon, it might hatch soon.
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Green on the outside, red on the inside.
Basically most environmentalist extremists, particularly global warming alarmists.
Watermelon: "we need to put a price on carbon!"
Person: "fuck off you socialist/commie douchebag"
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A "WATERMELON" WOMAN IS A WOMAN WHO IS SWEET BUT HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS. SEEDS BEING CHILDREN.
"HEY MAN, YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?"
"YEA MAN, I KNOW HER..SHE'S A WATERMELON...SWEET THOUGH BUT DAMN SHE HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS"
"FOR REAL....HOW MAN KIDS SHE GOT?"
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Watermelon (noun) A food favorited by cotton picking playas. Usually preferred to be sautéed with barbecue sauce and served with ice cold Kool Aid.
Tyrone: He gots the watermelon!
Demitrious: Yeah slime let’s steal it!
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An evil creature that must be stopped
Watermelon man: *Kills water melon*
Melons: *seek revenge*
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