x-pac

1. the little guy that boned Chyna in the "1 Night in China" porn publication featuring the buff lady.

2. Another word for gay

1. If I was X-Pac, I would have feared for my life while I was having sex with her. I would be afraid she has the same tendencies as a praying mantis and eats the male after fucking.

2. Oh my god, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up X-Pac.

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OS X

The world's best, most secure and fastest operating system. Made by the world's best computing company, Apple. Based on the rock-solid UNIX. Beats the crap out of Windows XP

PC User: "When was the last time your computer crashed?"
Me: "A long time ago, before i got Mac OS X"

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X-Factor

Short-lived Marvel comic staring the original X-Men (Cyclops, Angel, Beast, Iceman, Marvel Girl) disguised as mutant hunters. Just another of the endless X-books.

Hey! Another X-title! I better add it to my pull along with X-Men, Classic X-men, X-Force..."

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T-X

An EXTREMELY advanced Terminator, created by Skynet to be the ultimate merciless killing machine. Did they succeed? Nope. Arnold kicked her ugly white ass in the end.

Arnold: "You are terminated."
T-X: "*Screech!!!*"
T-X's thought: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! How can I be beaten by an obsolete model?! I am the strongest! I AM PERFECT!!!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

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professor x

A member of the hip hop group, X Clan

Professor X raps with X Clan.

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Germ-X

Brand of sanitizer used for hand-washing to decrease bacteria on the skin. *Effective at eliminating over 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little as 15 seconds. Special moisturizes leave hands smooth.

Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.

Yo, Jimmy! My hands are all sticky after I fondled. Gimme some o' that Germ-X!!

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Group X

The more common way to spell Gröûp X

Think of them as the Borats of music

They are frowm Cramshananteen, Saudi Arabia. (aka America)

The members are Hashmeer Shashmeer, Blade aka DJ Pattiecake, and Rex aka DJ Rocksolid.

Since Hashmeer reunite with Baind, new Song 'What to Use (Heiney on the Hepp)' now being record for single release

I eat peanuts every day
Feels so good when I have them in my haind
I do not care what the people say
Cause if I don't got my peanuts then I'm in pain
They've got vitamins and minerals
Make me strong as you can tell
They make me a lyrical general
You don't eat peanuts go to the hell
You can do 200 push up
If you eat peanuts a lot
Then you get the girls with a really good butt
And they let you put the peepee right in the crackshot
Peanuts good, potato chips bad
Peanuts are the best snack I ever had
They have so good smelly scent
But you better look out for the elephant
Cause he took my peanuts while I was on the poop pot
And he looked me in the face, said he did not
So if you took my peanuts then your gonna get a punch
Cause I need a good snack to go with my lunch

lyrics to peanuts by Group x

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