Fruit snaccs

Pure heaven

Don’t get the tropical flavor one tho it’s trash

Me: if you touch my fruit snaccs I’m coming for your kneecaps

fruit burn

When you take a fat hit of fruit and you get a burning sensation in your throat and the need to cough

"Is he dead?"
" No he's just laying down cause he got fruit burn"

what the fruit

Can be used to Express oneself in shock,anger, disbelief.

What the fruit

Jim, What the fruit did you just say!

Fruit Bat

Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.

That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.

Fruit Fag

Another term for an Apple user

Person 1 "Don't they realise it has the same features that's been shipped by other companies for 5 years?"
Person 2"Nah, fruit fags don't care about that"

foot by the fruit

A footjob received from a blatantly homosexual man. Usually occurs in a Vegas hotel room, but can happen anywhere sexual acts usually occur. Examples include, but are not limited to: a strip club, massage parlor, fuck den, or a sex club.

"Oh man, I got GREAT foot by the fruit after that GSA meeting!" "Hey Bob, thanks for last night! I've never met anyone so willing to give me foot by the fruit without hefty payment in cash or illicit narcotics."

taco fruit

Tacos that aren't made in a kitchen but rather grown on trees and are classified as part of the fruit family!

"Can I have a fruit salad?"
"Do you want a taco fruit with that?"
"Yes sir!"