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a person who sexualizes everything.
Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
Someone usually named Eric that’s unimaginably horny and tends to hit on minors
Jesus Christ that dude over there is probably a horny god
When you are desperate for friends so will go out of your way to try and make friends with random people
Those people are so friend horny, they are trying to make friends with everyone.
A way for you hot gals to practice self control and use toys to avoid being that nasty skank everyone has slept with
I love sex and to experiment but I’m a horny prude. We all have needs that’s what toys are for.
A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs
Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!
A guy that seems to relish exclusively boning fatso's, meaning his Johnson acquires the taste for the Larger Lass
"Jesus Christ, look at Dave, he's going after that blob over there; what's his deal?"
"Have you not seen his last 5 girlfriends, all Duece and a Halves. He got one Horny Harpoon"
Soft horny is when you are horny in a soft way for someone else. Being horny for love and affection.
"I am so soft horny for you!"
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