A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.
That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!
What a fookin Muff Chaser!
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The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.
“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”
1. A term used to describe the unhealthiness of one's (woman's) vagina.
2.) A nasty cabbage looking twat.
Eg. "Bro I went to go down on that girl at the party last night and realized she had a beat pussy!"
"Haha man her muff is cabbage!!"
Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?
when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole
My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night
The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.
Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.
A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.
Dude, check out that girls happy trail!
That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.